Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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