Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize