there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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