As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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