Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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