I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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