Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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