I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We have so much sex to catch up on
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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