I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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