can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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