i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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