Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sext me about skeletons
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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