i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
