so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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