Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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