O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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