they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
sex in a hospital.. check
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it