Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits