thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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