That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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