We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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