Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I think people are normalizing furries
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Randomize
