i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
