we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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