Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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