i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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