Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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