yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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