Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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