Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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