rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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