areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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