she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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