I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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