in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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