Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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