I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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