i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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