i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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