Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
