And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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