Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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