I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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