oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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