Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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