Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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