is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I want to be your penis for a week.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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