summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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