Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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