we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
its not stalking. its research.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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