8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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