I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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