You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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